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Jasmine. 21. Texas. There is really no theme here, if it makes me laugh, usually I will reblog it.

inbox:

moo bitch

get out the hay


dulect:

Members of The Pussycat Dolls

  • Nicole Scherzinger
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maliciousmelons:

i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer


Never been anywhere in Kentucky other than Louisville… got to talk to some old folks in Bowling Green, KY… it was an experience… most of them were hilarious… not actually funny… their reaction to me was just funny… fun day… excited to continue on to Indiana tomorrow…

Also: no one knows how to drive here apparently… so there’s that…



Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.

leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE

leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE


bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’


Poor little guy looks like he’s saying

“You want me to leave? Okay…”

“You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…”


wartortles:

if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless


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